Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him". Bunty: Why? Pappu: I learnt it the hard way.
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!
Bunty: When do you know that you're in love ? Pappu: When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan!
Bunty: Why do our elders keep asking us as to what we want to become when we grow up. Pappu: Because they are looking for ideas!
Pappu: You know what? My dog know Maths calculations. Bunty: Strange. Pappu: Quite strange. I asked him, "What's four minus four?" and he said nothing!
Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family. Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids? Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb!